This is a short review of Emus Can’t Walk Backwards from Zoo magazine (7 September 2007).
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Another collection of pub facts investigated, following the success of Bears Can’t Run Downhill. This one includes the boring truth behind some of our most impressive beery bullshit like: A smurf is three apples tall (false). Alligator’s [sic] climb trees (true). [Four out of five stars.]