BREAKING NEWS:
T2K SITE FINALLY LAUNCHED; NEXT CRAWL REVEALED
24 July 2001
In a tersely worded statement, the London Men's Self-Help Pub Crawl Group today announced the launch of the T2K section of their website.
The group made no reference to the extraordinary delays – in the region of nine months – in getting the site updated, but instead chose to look to the future and focus on their next crawl, Stationlink 2001: A Terminal Odyssey.
"Apparently there's some bus which takes you on a circular route around all the major railway termini of London," the statement read. "But frankly, it's about 1 in the morning and we can't be bothered to discuss the issue just now. Quit bustin' our balls."
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